hayley
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(via meredithfoster-blog)
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The “Drowning in homework but still says yes to going out” squad
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I LOVE THIS WOMAN…
No reaction, no nothing just “Now I have”
Woman: [Speaking] “Scott, have you ever worked with dolphins?”
Man: [Monotonous] “No.”
Woman: [High Pitched Clicking]
Man: [Monotonous] “Now I have.”
(via nizzlekicks)
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Why can’t overly attractive people show some fucking compassion and not stand right next to me in public? I got my Unique Look & Rough-Edged Intrigue shit going on. You come stand too close and people start realizing I’m just an economy class werewolf in a nice jacket. Keep your poreless HD ass away from me.
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*trying to reposition myself with a dog on my lap* sorry sorRY sORRY don’t leave pls
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(via onzayn)
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watch in amazement as i flawlessly shift from emotionally detached to emotionally overwhelmed and unstable in a mere .72 seconds
(via zackisontumblr)